Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.