Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!