Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.