Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!