Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.