Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne