Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Axl Rose Jokes More Axl Rose Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne