Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.