Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.