Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.