Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.