Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!