Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.