Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX