x-post /r/puns Scotch.
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
Depends on which country they're from.
Hey, where'd my Glascow "
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
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OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.