Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.