When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!