When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.