What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!