What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)