A gras shopper.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
Because he got a hole in one!
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Loafers.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."