Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger