Because he got a hole in one!
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Their stuff is always cut.
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
The sock under my bed.
In case he got a hole in one.
Moonwalking
