Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".