Golfer Jokes

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Spare Change Jokes More Spare Change Jokes

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to