What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !