What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)