What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)