How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"