How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)