How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"