What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning