What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!