Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!