What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.