What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!