What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.