What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.