What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol