What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun