What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.