What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Lil Jon Jokes More Lil Jon Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

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