What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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You will find out when the light comes on.

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What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt