How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun