How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for the fresh prints.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm...?

Rated G) Look for fresh prints...