How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

Snowstorm Jokes More Snowstorm Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm...?

Rated G) Look for fresh prints...

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for the fresh prints.