What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.