What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.