What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.