What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.