Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!