What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!