What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob