What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer