What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer