Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.