Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.