Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster