Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights?

The Que Que Que.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.