Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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They have no home to run to

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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Because he was outstanding in his field

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A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .