How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.