How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.