Pregnant
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Penguini
Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.
Because it is part black.
They peng-win
His waddle bottle.
He had cold feet.
Because he got cold feet.
His Aunt Arctica
The penguin who pushed him!
Because they're afraid of Wales!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A ganguin
They're scared of Wales.
A peng-lose!
Because he had a javelin through his head.
Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL
They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it
A penguin.
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
Because they can't get the wrapper off.
n"He is a penguin."
Because they're afraid of Wales
They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.
Pick up a penguin
Polaroids
They always get cold feet.
Igloos it together!
Because they can't break the ice.
Fred.
The Icebergs
A life time ban at the zoo
Lost.
A ball-point Penguin!
It's a puffin!
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Frosted Flakes
Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means
He was caught taking Polaroids.
Igloos it together.
I'm just asking for a friend)
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
Roll a penny down a hill.
Out of bounce.
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
A sandwich.
Missouri.
He was taking a shot.
He's on route.
Penguini!
A down comforter.
Give him the sheet music.