Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.