Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.