Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!