What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.