Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients