Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient