Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor