What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!