What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.