What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

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What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)