What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.