What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.