What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim