What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.