What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D