Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...