Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What can I do?

Take his bike away.

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Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...