Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
By predigree-mail.
She's almost as smart as a man.
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
