How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.