How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.