What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.