What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.