What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.