How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.