How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.