How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger