Why do we need to die?

chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.