Why do we need to die?

chickens

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!