Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.