Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!